Why the chicken crossed the road...
In the words of the Star Wars characters


YODA: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.

VADER: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.

LUKE: Crossing the road is one thing, this is.... totally different.

LEIA: I don't know... but I have a bad feeling about this.

HAN: Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!

THREEPIO: I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.

ARTOO: beep beep be bop.

CHEWIE: Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll!

BEN: Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken - trust me.

BOBA FETT: What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me!

WEDGE: My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you can cross it?

JERJERROD: The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts.

BIB: Die chicken wanga?

BIGGS: At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?

TARKIN: The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line... fear of getting hit by a car!

UNCLE OWEN: I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross that road.

AUNT BERU: He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It means so much to him.

ADMIRAL ACKBAR: All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark

LANDO: Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!!
You got a lot of gots crossing that road, after what you pulled!

EMPEROR: Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand.

JABBA: Bo shuda chicken!

GREEDO: Oota-Goota chicken?

TARKIN: Surely the chicken must be dead by now.

JAWA: Utinni!

HAN: It's going closer to one of this big roads
LEIA & C-3PO: Closer?!

ADMIRAL PIETT: Chicken - we don't need their scum!

MON MOTHMA: The data brought to us pinpoints the exact location of the other side.
Many chicken have died to bring us this information.

LANDO: Head back to the other side! And see if you can get a few of
those chicken to follow you.

YODA: When nine hundred roads you crossed, look as good you will not. Hmmm?