Darth Sidious is My Shepherd, I Shall not
Want. He Leadeth me by ruined Jedi
Temples and smoking Padawans.

He Restoreth my Doubt of the Light Side of
the Force. He Filleth my Soul with Dark
Thoughts and Rage, so my Hatred will be
Complete. Surely Greatness and Power
follow the Dark Side of the Force and I shall
Train at the Sith Academy and Bow to my
Master Forever.

A Thousand Generations Ago, Exar Kun
said: "Pack up your Speeder, pick up your
Lightsaber, Move your Ass, and I will Lead
you to The Promised Age." A Thousand
Generations Later Yoda said: "Lay Down
your Lightsaber, Sit on Your Ass, Power
down your Speeder, this IS The Promised
Age." This year Sidious will Take your
Lightsaber, Sell Your Speeder, Kick your
Ass, and Tell You you have to Work to reach
The Promised Land.

I'm glad I'm a Sith. I'm glad I'm free.
I wish I were Maul and Sidious was my Master.
[So then I could Rise Up and Slay his Ass.]